#!perl -w

sub hook_quit {
    my $qp = shift->qp;

    # if she talks EHLO she is probably too sophisticated to enjoy the
    # fun, so skip it.
    return DECLINED if ($qp->connection->hello || '') eq "ehlo";

    my $fortune = '/usr/games/fortune';
    return DECLINED if !-e $fortune;

    my @fortune = `$fortune -s`;
    @fortune = map { chop; s/^/  \/ /; $_ } @fortune;
    $qp->respond(221, $qp->config('me') . " closing connection.", @fortune);
    return DONE;
}